drink a cup labeled "?"
WYR have ur head smashed in a cardoor or have freetos (chips) stuck up ur @#$!

Chips..
WYR Be beat to near death by me with a mouse, or beat to near death by selly with a keyboard

I think Ill go for the much less violent alternative please. *smashes his head int he cardoor*

WYR Enjoy a swift beating touched off with the finishing coup de gra or a slow and steadily increasingly challenging sword battle that challenges every fiber in your body mind and soul?