Rules to live by

**ozymandias** · Subject: Rules to live by Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:34 pm

I put first rule (EX - #1 - Don't spank the monkeys)
an someone continues (EX - #2 - Your mom doesn't count as a girlfriend)

Try and make it as funny as possible!
And for those of you that are wondering, these rules stay in this game, they're not real. Lolz.

I'll start

Rule #1: You poke her once, she's yours.

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**Red** · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:19 am

#2. When in doubt, RUN!

Xephious · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:49 am

3. If somebody runs upto you and punches you in the face, THey are OK to Knife to near death

**ozymandias** · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:38 pm

Rule #4. When crossing the street, mayonaise.

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Xephious · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:31 am

5. ....Forget this rule

**ozymandias** · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:48 pm

#6. Give me your f**** lunch money!!

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Xephious · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:03 am

7. Your Mom does NOT count as a Fan if you are a rockstar

**Selestial** · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:27 pm

8. Your sister doesnt count as a date. Or a lay.

Xephious · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:41 pm

9. This nulls rule 8 if you are a hill billy

**Red** · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:42 am

#10: The energy drink Spike is to be consumed liberally.

Xephious · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:01 pm

11. If its too loud, Your Too old!!!!

**ozymandias** · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:04 pm

12. you get what u pay for so if hookers are 200 a night then you get free crabs.

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Dzelda · Subject: Re: Rules to live by Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:06 pm

Rule #13 THE CAKE IS A LIE.